Thursday, June 26, 2008

Oldie But Goodie

This is a blatent repost but as I am overwhelmed with work (I should have already done but was blogging) I need to do it. Enjoy.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Why Blackberrys are Dangerous
Actual email I sent to my Mom while she is on vacation..."So Peter and I are totally drunk and I decided to email you to let you know. If we were drink img Carib with you we would probabbly not be so drunk. Byt the way we decieded if we had a child and it was a girl her name would be Vesper.Love JenSent via BlackBerry by AT&T"My Mom told me this was the first drunk email/text she'd ever received. Let this be a lesson.

22 comments:

KimmyJ said...

LMAO!

Jared. said...

Vesper? LMAO.
I send lots of drunk emails/texts, that usually go to the wrong person.

Shamelessly Sassy said...

I try to hide my blackberry when I've been drinking. Or I would text and email my little drunken fingers off.

asthmagirl said...

I thought you meant the actual berry! Yes, I would not want to pick up my blackberry after a pint. Yikes! I think I've left comments after I've come back from the pub. That's likely a mistake.

The comments, not the pub.

Cheering you on so you finish your work.

Black Hockey Jesus said...

Plus mom it was me that broke the picture window in 1981 and not a band of gypsies.

Jen said...

I have never e-mail/text while drunk but I am guilty of the phone call while drunk. Life lesson learned, I hope.

Sarah Mae said...

My parents don't even know how to text! (Incidently, I stink at it; it takes me 20 minutes to write one sentence!)

Christine said...

HEHEHE, I have soo been there - but it was a random text to an ex-boyfriend accidently instead of the current one. They had the same first name. Nice....

Heather said...

It's one of my fav's. Seriously HILARIOUS!!

Los said...

Thankfully, my parents don't have cell phones ... the texts they'd receive from me would probably make their gray hair turn even grayer.

Robin said...

I called my dad drunk from Key West while I was on stage singing with the band (I was on my way back from the bathroom when they pulled me on stage).

You and I are SO in the same tribe.

Jess said...

I drunk e-mail and text all the time. But never to my mom. I rue the day she learned how to e-mail. Should she and dad ever start texting, I'm moving to ... somewhere without cell service or something.

Cherlyn said...

Hahah nice! I actually read something today that said 63% of blackberry owners have used it in the bathroom. I bet you have! I bet J has too. lol

And re. your comment: yeah the whole "it's not like you didn't know" thing kinda pissed me off a bit. He's not much for tact.

Trooper Thorn said...

Also don't drink and blog/myspace/facebook.

Unless a person is a mean drunk, then blast away.

Sidney said...

Hysterical, and something I can totally see myself doing with my own BlackBerry! Course, it was my mom who called ME the other night after going out with a group of girls (including my oldest sister) and was blathering on about the good time she had, after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine herself. Too funny...and she's 76!

my2boyz said...

That is too funny!!!

KC said...

Yes, drunken texting can be as bad as drunken dialing. I received a few drunken texts and emails. Very funny to be on the receiving end of them as long as they don't wake me up at 4am.

Snooty Primadona said...

Oopsie... But, Moms are understanding souls. Okay, mine wasn't, but yours is, lol. I can't even text when I'm sober...

Keeper Of All Things said...

LOL

Keeper Of All Things said...

Friends Don't let Friends Text Drunk.........lol

Kristen Andrews said...

he he that is too funny! I just got a smart phone/blackberry type and it is going back I can't stand it!

Lula! said...

You win the best text award. Hands down.