Actual email I sent to my Mom while she is on vacation...
"So Peter and I are totally drunk and I decided to email you to let you know. If we were drink img Carib with you we would probabbly not be so drunk. Byt the way we decieded if we had a child and it was a girl her name would be Vesper.
Love JenSent via BlackBerry by AT&T"
My Mom told me this was the first drunk email/text she'd ever received. Let this be a lesson.