Here's a meme...I am not forcing you to do it but it does have some difficult questions.
It's from the game "Would you rather"....
Would you rather: Eat a can of cat food...I have sensitive teeth I would not be able to eat ANYTHING for weeks if I ate all those lemons.
Have one child who is totally out of control -or- 9 children who are well behaved angels? 1 out of control child...heard of duct tape?
Have an attractive spouse with a hideously annoying laugh -or- an attractive spouse who is a really bad dresser? Hot spouse with the annoying laugh...how bad could it be?
Without ever being able to wash them, be forced to forever use the same bath towel -or- sleep in the same sheets? Sleep in the same sheets. Two words: towel mildew...
Publicly mud wrestle your spouse -or- a stranger? spouse.
Wake up one day and not recognize your friends and family -or- wake up one day and have them not recognize you? have them not recognize me. ..that way you can start over
Have very, very smelly underarm sweat -or- non-odorous underarm sweat that nonetheless causes terrible stains on all your clothes? Stains, I'd buy new clothes more often
Have one thick, furry eyebrow across your entire forehead -or- an inordinate amount of ear and nose hair that cannot be removed? uni-brow and a daily waxing appt
Have all your friends be smarter than you -or- have all your friends be much better looking than you? I'd rather be smarter.
As a 25 year old, forget your entire childhood up to age 15 -or- lose your memory of the last 5 years? I really don't know
As a groom, forget the ring -or- be one hour late for your wedding? Forget the ring.
Be offensive -or- incredibly passive? Offensive, passive is very boring.
Share your home with 6 90 year old men and 6 90 year old women -or- 2 ostriches? Ostriches, come on.
Get free gas for your car or the next 5 years -or- be exempt from speeding tickets for the rest of your life? Free gas
Have the power to read minds -or- the power to make anyone fall in love with you? I already read minds
Spend every minute for the rest of your life indoors -or- outdoors? Outdoors...if I have a treehouse
Hang upside down suspended from the Eiffel Tower by a nylon cord -or- be strapped to the wing of a flying airplane with only duct tape? Eiffel Tower.
Be 6 feet tall and ugly -or- 3 feet tall and beautiful? 6ft tall and ugly
Be stranded on an island for 2 years with 20 friends -or- with a group of 20 famous people of your choosing? Friends, hands down.
Be stuck in a warm, dark place -or- a cold, light place? warm and dark, that way if im stuck, i could at least sleep. I have to use this one too.
Have a photo place always lose your photos -or- have the airlines always lose your luggage? Photo place lose photos...I just won't go there...not that I have in like 5 years.