Thursday, May 15, 2008 strings attached

Here's a meme...I am not forcing you to do it but it does have some difficult questions.
It's from the game "Would you rather"....

Would you rather: Eat a can of cat food...I have sensitive teeth I would not be able to eat ANYTHING for weeks if I ate all those lemons.
Have one child who is totally out of control -or- 9 children who are well behaved angels? 1 out of control child...heard of duct tape?
Have an attractive spouse with a hideously annoying laugh -or- an attractive spouse who is a really bad dresser? Hot spouse with the annoying bad could it be?
Without ever being able to wash them, be forced to forever use the same bath towel -or- sleep in the same sheets? Sleep in the same sheets. Two words: towel mildew...
Publicly mud wrestle your spouse -or- a stranger? spouse.
Wake up one day and not recognize your friends and family -or- wake up one day and have them not recognize you? have them not recognize me. ..that way you can start over
Have very, very smelly underarm sweat -or- non-odorous underarm sweat that nonetheless causes terrible stains on all your clothes? Stains, I'd buy new clothes more often
Have one thick, furry eyebrow across your entire forehead -or- an inordinate amount of ear and nose hair that cannot be removed? uni-brow and a daily waxing appt
Have all your friends be smarter than you -or- have all your friends be much better looking than you? I'd rather be smarter.
As a 25 year old, forget your entire childhood up to age 15 -or- lose your memory of the last 5 years? I really don't know
As a groom, forget the ring -or- be one hour late for your wedding? Forget the ring.
Be offensive -or- incredibly passive? Offensive, passive is very boring.
Share your home with 6 90 year old men and 6 90 year old women -or- 2 ostriches? Ostriches, come on.
Get free gas for your car or the next 5 years -or- be exempt from speeding tickets for the rest of your life? Free gas
Have the power to read minds -or- the power to make anyone fall in love with you? I already read minds
Spend every minute for the rest of your life indoors -or- outdoors? Outdoors...if I have a treehouse
Hang upside down suspended from the Eiffel Tower by a nylon cord -or- be strapped to the wing of a flying airplane with only duct tape? Eiffel Tower.
Be 6 feet tall and ugly -or- 3 feet tall and beautiful? 6ft tall and ugly
Be stranded on an island for 2 years with 20 friends -or- with a group of 20 famous people of your choosing? Friends, hands down.
Be stuck in a warm, dark place -or- a cold, light place? warm and dark, that way if im stuck, i could at least sleep. I have to use this one too.
Have a photo place always lose your photos -or- have the airlines always lose your luggage? Photo place lose photos...I just won't go there...not that I have in like 5 years.

8 comments: said...

Great Thoughts!! Great Blog!!!

Los said...

I liked the comment about being able to start over with family ... good stuff. I already have the armpit sweat that stains ... I spend a fortune in t-shirts!

Heather said...

Some of those are really hard!! I followed your link over from the Romero Diaries.

You have such a very fun blog. I'll be back!!

Carrie said...

Have an attractive spouse with a hideously annoying laugh -or- an attractive spouse who is a really bad dresser? Hot spouse with the annoying bad could it be?

Obviously you under estimate how funny you really are ... reconsider that one.

Tainted Angel said...

Haha I did this one tioo.

Re: your comment, I almost can't NOT think about the goods lol

Anonymous said...

Lovely meme, Scargosun, really made me laugh. And I hear that ostriches are really rather good cooks, so great choice!

I may do the meme too because it looks fun. Do you have the game at home? I bet it is a great laugh playing it with friends. It reminds me of the game Scruples, where you have to decide between excruciating moral dilemmas.

Awww, you are following me on Twitter. Welcome to my eccentric world lol ;).

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, I have added you to my blogroll, by the way.


Crystal Liechty said...

Whew, those is some hard questions. I don't know how I'd answer most of them but I agree with your take on it.