Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Dear Co-Worker

Dear Co-Worker,

I applaud your efforts at healthy eating and brown bagging it. You are not only doing yourself a service but the environment as well. You even remembered to recycle that orange and white box that your meal came in today. Good for you.

NOW IF YOU FLIPPIN' COOK FISH IN THE FLIPPIN' MICROWAVE AGAIN WITHOUT THE AID OF A MATCH OR SOME SORT OF OTHER ODOR ELIMINATOR I AM GOING TO EAT A BEAN BURRITO AND CARPET BOMB YOUR OFFICE.

22 comments:

only a movie said...

Ha!

BS5 Blogger said...

Issues with your colleagues!? :)


Hee hee.

Middle Aged woman said...

I applaud your ability to be selectively flatulent.

Los said...

We have some people where I work who cook "creative" things in the microwave for lunch ... and by creative, I mean "stink the entire place out" creative.

The Mom said...

Ew, just reading that made me nauseous!

Cherlyn said...

This is a perfect example of why I love reading your blog. =]

kccat said...

Fish & microwaves are just two things that don't belong together especially in the workplace. Blah. Makes me wanna gag just thinking about it. Bombs away!!

Muffy Willowbrook said...

Roar!!! HAHAHA!

MissKris said...

Feel better now?

Kat said...

My husband brown bags it a lot. His problem is people taking his stuff out of the fridge. Nothing is sacred in there. And trust me you really don't want a chemical engineer trying to get even with you.

asthmagirl said...

I thought eating fish at work was office tabboo? Do what you have to!

Cherlyn said...

The shoes are black. I think it's just the flash from the camera making them look pewter colored.

A.C. said...

I suddenly get the feeling that we work in the same office. What's up with that fish thing? UGH.

...love Maegan said...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahaha. gross.

Mom2FiveBratz said...

lol.

Kristen Andrews said...

I happen to hate fish and it made me crazy when people used the office micro and stunk it up! Yuck!

Mama Dawg said...

That's why I heat up my salmon patties in the cafeteria microwave...not the office one.

Although if that bi$ch keeps on talking like she always does, I just might microwave my leftover tilapia in the office next time. Or at least pour some fish juice anonymously in her drawer.

Jen said...

Totally LOL!!! You let him have it.

Shelby said...

LOL. That sounds gross...

Queen Mommy said...

Ah, co-workers.

Jeff said...

LOL. I went through a fish stew phase about 5 years ago. I heated them at work and my co-workers wanted to kill me. It lasted about a week until I was pressured to stop.

:P

Insane Mama said...

"Carpet Bomb" HHAHAHA