Thursday, July 31, 2008

Would You Buy This?

I will continue with the Cape stuff but this has to be said....

Ok, this has been bothering me for a couple weeks. There is an...um...adult store in this area that is advertising a huge sale on their "sensual" movies (not hating, quoting, b/c I think it's funny that they don't just say 'porn'). It is a great deal. The are 2 for $15 and the 3rd is free! You'd think that people would be banging down the doors.

One drawback...

They are previously viewed...

Um...excuse me but...would you REALLY want to touch the DVD covers those come in (pun intended)?

19 comments:

Queen Mommy said...

NO!

my2boyz said...

Hack NO that is gross, used Porn? Sick!!!

jen721 said...

That sounded like a great deal until the used part. Plus, how good could they be if someone returned them to the store? (I think I just grossed myself out, eewwww)

Jen said...

Um NO! Gross.

Brian in Mpls said...

For a deal like that I would stop in with a bottle of lysol:)

A.C. said...
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A.C. said...

EWWWW! HELL NO!

Unless it was a used copy of Edward Penishands.

Scary Mommy said...

Eeeewww. Ick. No.
Although I'm sure there are people

(And, I must be a sicko, because I'm so curious what the post was that had to be removed. I'm sure I don't want to know!)

scargosun said...

I didn't delete it.

Kat said...

There is just something wrong with that. On oh so many levels.

Many moons ago I interviewed for a job as the PA for the guy that founded "Love Shack." He was...oily is the only fitting word I can think of. Think 70's mob boss looking...poly suit and pinky rings...

Mrs. Parks said...

Eewwww. Don't do it.

A.C. said...

I deleted the comment...it was a misspelling :( Oops. Nothing gross, though....

asthmagirl said...

I would have to pass on that one. It's just a little too, too....

Just no!

Mom2FiveBratz said...

lol..okay, you know about their prices, are they posted everywhere?
second, well..if your into great deals and dont want to pass that up, there is always lysol spray, plastic gloves and clorox wipes. Im sure there are not as many germs on the dvd case as there are on shopping cart handles. (I wonder how many people dont wash their hands when they go to the bathroom and then touch the handle of a shopping cart..I wont even get into the nose pickers)

Lula! said...

Ewwwwwwwww.
Gross. This is why they are so cheap...because they are contaminated, obviously.

And your pun was hilarious.

Candid Carrie said...

How about this for an ad campaign:

Lysol, now safe for DVDs.

Clorox Wipes will take other people's biz off of your newly purchased business.

And my personal favorite, New and Improved sPornide with aloe.

Judy Haley (coffeejitters) said...

what about those movie rental places that have that special section in the back behind the double-hinged western saloon doors? I think porn that has been rented hundreds of times must have way ickier cases than porn with one previous owner.

yeah, that's just really gross

KC said...

See, we women would automatically think "eww gross" but not men. They think porn + sale = great. Guys don't think twice about that kind of stuff.

Nasty! Nuf said.

Shelby said...

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is gross gross gross with a little bit of GROSS thrown in.