This is a blatent re-post but a good one. ;)
This is how my weekend without internet started. I walk in the door to let G-dog out at around noon Friday and notice a bottle of vegetable oil on the rug in the living room oil spots on the sisel rug and the cap next to the bottle AND a bitten but not eaten box of brownie mix on the floor under the dining table.
Me: (calling out) G-dog!, (waiting) G-dog!
G-dog: (Comes out of bedroom, sleepily blinking eyes and wagging tail) Dude, I was sleeping. What's up.
Me: What did you do?!
G-dog: Well I ate the treats you left for me. The one you hid under the pillow was hard to find. Relaxed a bit, got bored with moose, rabbit, squirrel, et al and went into the kitchen to find something to do. I went in to the room I'm not supposed to and decided to make brownies.
Me: Brownies.
G-dog: Yeah. So I got the brownie mix out and then realized I needed vegetable oil so I went and got that. Then I realized the oil was in a plastic bottle and you know how much I like plastic bottles.
Me: Uh-huh
G-dog: So it started innocently enough, I was working on getting the cap off then I bit the bottle and it felt so good I continued. Then I tasted the oil and decided, ick! So I dropped it on the floor and nosed it around a few times, trying to get the oil out and eventually I went back to the brownie box and realized that I needed eggs AND water too. Well I had water in my bowl but the eggs are in the fridge and I couldn't reach them so I abandoned the whole brownie idea and went back to the bedroom and took a nap.
Me: So you do realize that you can't have brownies. They are chocolate and not good for you.
G-dog: Really!? Huh. Well I guess it's a good thing I didn't make them then.
18 comments:
It was good back then and even better again. LOL!!!
G-Dog is awesome!!
I LOVE this! I'm going to totally steal your idea (if you don't mind) and do a post (in the future) with my dog (who is awesome, by the way). Too funny!!!
I heart G Dog. He rocks!
Definitely an oldie, but goodie!
Oh, that crazy G-dog ... there should probably be a comic strip about him.
I Love It - i should do a post with my cat, she would be an evil demonic character though, that likes to eat human hands for fun!
That's hilarious. I'm sorry you ended up with a mess...good thing the dog didn't get sick. ick
I love your new header photo!!
Loved it then! Loved it now!
I want a G-Dog...
OMG! That is so funny! I have similar conversations with my cat, but she has way more attitude & not near the personality of G-dog. She just gives me that F-You look and continues doing whatever she likes.
Hey Scargosun - I think G Dog and Small Sprog should become pen pals - they are very alike!
Happy weekend to you.
what a cheerful and happy post!
That's one clever dog you have there, Scargosun!
Oh my goodness! I think that dog could have his own cooking show! :)
G-Dog does what my brute squad would do if they were a little bigger!
Nicely done!
It's nice to see you so happy my dear. I love the festive banner on your blog, very evocative.
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OMG. Too funny!!!!! At first I was like, what, your dog can talk? :)
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